I signed up for boot camp. This is not an epitaph. It was a voluntary decision made after too many spicy tuna rolls at our local sushi house. But now I’m scared. There will be work involved. More work than placing one foot in front of the other while running. I’m going with a friend… Continue Reading
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And then I fell down laughing
So, this happened yesterday. ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ In case the photo isn’t clear, that’s a GIGANTICUS (Definition: bigger then huge, but smaller than a dinosaur.) hole the size of my hand smack in the middle of my ass. And I went out in public like this. I shopped, blissfully (stupidly) unaware, at my favourite grocer—where everyone… Continue Reading
Monkey see. Monkey do.
It’s incredible what a few rays of sunshine and temperatures just above 0°C can do after the longest winter ever. It’s as though we were living in Game of Thrones and instead of winter is coming it was all winter won’t go the *bleep* away. Overly long seasons hamper a Canadian’s ability to engage in… Continue Reading